{"product_id":"camiseta-lo-siento-amego-no-tengo-segarro","title":"T-shirt « Désolé mon pote, j’ai plus de Segarro »","description":"\u003ch3\u003eT-shirt « Désolé, mon pote, je n’ai pas de cigare » | Humour espagnol, sarcasme patriotique et zéro filtre\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eTu en as marre de la bienséance politique et tu es du genre à dire les choses en face (même si ça énerve ton beau-frère) ? Alors ce t-shirt est ton âme sœur. Ici, on rend hommage au Tercio espagnol, oui, mais surtout à cet art si nôtre de se moquer de tout… même des cigares que tu n’as pas (ou que tu ne veux pas donner). Parce que quand quelqu’un te lâche le classique « mon pote, tu as un cigare ? », ici la réponse est claire et sans remords : \u003cstrong\u003e« Désolé, mon pote, je n’ai pas de cigare. »\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eNi chewing-gum, ni excuses. Sainte Famille en fond, écusson bien planté sur la poitrine et main gauche levée : ni recul, ni « cigare ».\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003ePourquoi tu auras besoin de ce t-shirt ?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003eParce que tu en as marre de t’excuser d’exister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003eParce que tu penses ce que tu dis et que tu dis ce qui te passe par la tête\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003eParce que l’humour patriotique, le sarcasme et le « je ne me tais pas » te sortent par les pores\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003eParce que tu peux désormais inviter tes amis à lire le t-shirt quand la conversation de bar commencera\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003eParce que si tu ne l’achètes pas, ce sera un autre beau-frère que toi qui le portera\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCaractéristiques techniques (au cas où on te poserait la question)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\n\u003cth\u003eSpécification\u003c\/th\u003e\n\n\u003cth\u003eDétail\u003c\/th\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003eTissu\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003e100 % coton (Sport Grey : 90 % coton\/10 % polyester ; Ash Grey : 99 % coton\/1 % polyester ; Heather : 50 % coton\/50 % polyester)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003eGrammage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003e170–180 g\/m²\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003eCoupe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003eClassique unisexe, ni trop moderne, ni trop ringarde\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003eConstruction\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003eTissu tubulaire, coutures résistantes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003eExtras\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\u003ctd\u003eBordures et double couture, pas pour les frimous\u003c\/td\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFAQ sans filtre\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\n\u003cstrong\u003eEst-ce qu’il va bien à toutes les morphologies ?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOui, et si ce n’est pas le cas, tu pourras toujours dire « désolé, mon pote, je n’ai pas ma taille ».\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\n\u003cstrong\u003eÇa gratte ? Ça fait transpirer ?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSi ça te gratte, ce sera tellement de rire ; et le coton te fera transpirer moins que les discours de ta belle-mère.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\n\u003cstrong\u003ePeut-on l’offrir à quelqu’un qui n’a pas le sens de l’humour ?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBien sûr… mais prépare-toi à recevoir des regards bizarres pendant le dîner familial.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFabrication à la demande : uniquement pour les gens exceptionnels (comme toi)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eCe t-shirt n’attend personne dans un entrepôt. 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